Wednesday, December 12, 2007

LISTMANIA! 2007
The 25 Best Songs of 2007


I've given up on the whole "singles" concept. Even though most of what follows would fall under the traditional definition, the proliferation of blog-buzz tracks, YouTube sensations, and satellite/internet radio (not to mention the lack of videos on MTV) has sufficiently eroded the classic notion of the label-released single that, well, it's becoming a little irrelevant. Besides, this little cheat allows for the inclusion of superior album tracks. Oh and one other thing...did song X not technically come out in 2007? Guess who gives a shit.

Anyhoo, as they say on the radio, less talk, more rock...

BITTER DEFEAT'S 25 BEST SONGS OF 2007


25. Arctic Monkeys – "Brianstorm" MP3
More of the same from the Arctics. That's a good thing.

24. !!! – "Heart of Hearts"
Does this remind anyone else of Thomas Dolby's "Hyperactive"?

23. Matt & Kim – "Yea Yeah" MP3
This fun little slice of girl/boy party-time synthpop has a treasured place in my heart thanks to their spirited set filling in for CSS at Lollapalooza.

22. Midnight Juggernauts – "Shadows" MP3
Kinda like the Australian Justice. Or, as an NME quote on their Web site puts it, "Like The Rapture with John Carpenter on keys."

21. Feist – "I 2 3 4"
Yep, it's the iPod Nano song.

20. Blonde Redhead – "23"
This should probably have been number 23, but what are you gonna do? Gaze shoeward, young depressives!

19. Justice – "D.A.N.C.E."
The title really sums everything up. Great video too.

18. Black Lips – "Veni Vidi Vici"
"I came/I saw/I conquered all... all y'all"

17. Kanye West – "Stronger"
Kanye + Daft Punk = duh. (Although Kanye owes his finest moment of the year to Zack Galifianakis.)

16. Art Brut – "Direct Hit" MP3

Eddie Argos could read from the phone book and still have a good shot at making this list.

15. Rihanna – "Umbrella"
Sentimental pick: it was Kim's ringtone for most of this year. Oh, it's also a great song.

14. Vampire Weekend – "Walcott (Insane mix #2)" MP3
Simon and Garfunkel meetz phat beatz?

13. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – "Down Boy"
The best song from this year's uniformly excellent (and unfairly maligned) Is Is EP.

12. Tracy Jordan – "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" MP3
From ten-second throwaway joke to cultural phenomenon in the course of a week. Nice work, NBC marketing department!

11. Amy Winehouse – "Rehab"
Yes, there were much better songs on the album, but in terms of ubiquity, impact, and instant irony, "Rehab" became its own cottage industry.

10. Snoop Dogg – "Sensual Seduction"
Is it all about that video? Yeah, probably.

9. Bat for Lashes – "What's a Girl to Do"
Speaking of videos... Dougal Wilson is a genius.

8. White Rabbits – "The Plot"
Probably the most Walkmen-like song by a band that, well... sounds like the Walkmen.

7. Tegan & Sara – "Nineteen"
They're back! The old poppy, accessible Tegan & Sara!

6. Battles – "Atlas" MP3
Is this song about elves? Is it sung by elves?

5. Panda Bear – "Bros" MP3 (radio edit)
Sweet '60s pop transmitted from a parallel universe. There's something almost Christmassy about this song.

4. Rogue Wave – "Lake Michigan" MP3
Another advertisement song. Yep, it's "that song from the Zune commercial."

3. Spoon – "Don't You Evah"

First "I Turn My Camera On," and now this. Who knew Spoon was so funky? And the Keepon video is too damned cute for words.

2. Deerhunter – "Hazel Street"
I just don't know what to say about how incredible this song is. So maybe Kim can do it for me.

1. LCD Soundsystem – "Someone Great" / "All My Friends"
Cheating? Sure, but no one's paying me for this. I can't choose between these two, and they appear back to back on Sound of Silver, making this the most astounding one-two punch in memory. Just amazing.

CONTINUE TO BITTER DEFEAT'S BEST ALBUMS OF 2007

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